Monday, September 25, 2006

Once again, I’ve missed the boat

Jessica Durham was photographed allowing her toddler Michala to suck from a marijuana water pipe.

From the article: Ms. Durham allegedly remarked that smoking improved Michala's appetite and left Michala lethargic and mellow.

Geesh. Why is it that I just can’t seem to be ahead of the curve here? Eldest is both twitchy and too darned skinny. All this time, all I’ve needed was a bong and some greenery to stick in it, and she could be mellow and hungry?

Why don’t they put that in the parenting magazines?! Instead of wasting all that space on 'cuddling' and 'discussing' and 'making food fun'?!

2 comments:

A. Klemmer said...

Hmmmm. I've been a little twitchy lately myself...

wrnglrjan said...

I can't help but wondering what type of google searches you're doing that you came up with two such articles in as many weeks.

parenting + pot ?
doobie + daughter ?
420 what do I do with my kids?

heh