Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Keeping focused…keeeeeeeping…foooooocusssssed...


I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.
I shall not knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.

I shall however, think about knitting while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return. And I shall cast furtive and even perhaps resentful glances at my knitting bag while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return. And I shall feel abused while not knitting while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return. And I shall stare at my wall calendar, taking note of just how few days I have, really, to finishing knitting this sweater while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return. And I shall question whether or not my employer really deserves my undivided attention, given the circumstances, while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return. And I might even grumble under my breath about how I’d rather be knitting while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.

But I shall not actually knit while sitting idly at my desk waiting for queries to return.

…much…

4 comments:

Very Herodotus said...

Why oh why did you take your knitting bag to work with you?? You're torturing yourself!

How's work going anyway? That must be some query, to take that long. Has it returned yet?

Moira said...

way to funny I can see you sitting there... looking around trying to see if you sneak a stitch or two...

21st Century Mom said...

Why not? Better to do something productive than nothing and what could be more productive than web surfing? I mean really - I do it all day so it MUST be productive. Right?

21st Century Mom said...

Oh wait - you were resisting knitting, not surfing. The surfing issue - that would be me.