People. I want you to look at this picture. And then, I would like you to tell me: what do you think is the daily dose? Is it two? Four? Half a dozen? A fistful? Maybe an oodle or a peck?
Or might it instead be…one?
I bring this up as an illustration of just how exhausted/confused/distracted I am right now. Because this morning, I grabbed two of these, paused…and then began scanning the bottle for the dosing instructions because I couldn’t remember: was it one, or two?
Looking for dosing instructions on the bottle of ONE (1) A DAY vitamins.
Even though they tell me - TWICE! - right on the label. One. 1.
What do I need here, people? Do they need to call them One (1) (Uno) (Eins) (Ichi) (Moja) A Day?
Only fifteen (15) more years to retirement, people, only fifteen (15) more years...
H. L. Mencken
22 hours ago