A friend forwarded an email which referred to these:
From the link (and the email I got):
Slippers for the descrete woman.
Soft and hygenic.
Non-slip grip strips on the soles.
Built in deodorant feature to keep feet smelling fresh.
No more bending over to mop up spills.
Disposable, biodegradable, and environmentally safe.
Comes in 3 convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and SUPER Absorbant.
Oh my ever-living-DOG, people!! I may just have to make some of these…if I can stop laughing long enough…