This morning, I was sitting with my coffee watching
Kick Buttowski (what? I love Kick Buttowski…
when Awesome calls…a daredevil ANSWERS the PHONE…) when I noticed a plant was growing on my hutch.
Huh, I thought to myself.
I don’t remember setting any of the plant starts over there…Ya. I didn’t. But I did set some sweet potatoes I meant to make a pie out of over there, uh, a while ago, and then I sort of, well, you know how sometimes, you get kinda busy and then, um, well…
Mother always told me potatoes would grow if I didn’t keep things clean…Naturally, I looked at that and thought,
I should totally plant that!!...but where…?Then I started walking around my yard looking for a likely spot to drop a sweet potato plant and I thought,
I should totally take pictures of all this! but of course I didn’t have the camera and I had to get to…oh wait, it’s Saturday, I
don’t have to get to work or into the kitchen…I CAN TOTALLY GO FIND THE CAMERA AND TAKE PICTURES!!!
So I did.
Along the north side of the house, in an isolated bed that gets too much shade for just about anything to grow against the house itself, I planted some horseradish. It arrived as these little stunted roots that looked thoroughly dead, and I thought I’d been had and that the people who kept saying, “Make sure you plant that somewhere away from other things, it grows like gangbusters and takes over the whole plot!” were
nuts.
Yeah, well. A couple months later, this is just one of the four “dead” roots I planted.
Not so much dead. Also, doesn’t care…sun, shade, lots of water, almost no water, whatever, I’m just a happy little root plant planning world domination…Across the concrete path, I planted spinach. This is also a pretty shady spot, almost no direct sun at all and not that many hours of indirect light either.
The spinach grows slowly there (takes about 50% longer to get “harvest sized” than it would in “full sun”), but it grows.
Down at the end of the path, we have another tricky spot. Two of the three artichokes are doing well; the third one was eaten almost to a nub by snails and is limping along behind the other two. Stubbornly alive, but not really spreading out much.
This is a happy one. Because this is a happy blog.The cranberries don’t seem to be either thriving or failing. They’re just sort of…there…
But all three bushes are “there,” and we’ve had…really bizarre weather.
Everything is moving slowly right now, because we’ve had so many gray,
cold-cold-cold days and nights (for California, mind you – my friends in Toronto are currently rolling on the ground
screaming with laughter at the very idea that 40 degree nights and 50-something days is “cold”). But this weekend we’re jumping back into our more-normal 80s, so hopefully we’ll start getting the heat and sunlight that makes the Central Valley a bread-basket.
Speaking of (corn) bread, the corn field is coming up well.
Pretty soon, it’ll be time to get the other two “sisters” into the ground. I’m planning to do the
“three sisters” thing this year…in among that corn, I’ll be planting some pinto beans and pumpkins. The beans use the corn as their climbing supports, and also fix nitrogen (which corn eats up like kids eat, well, corn) back into the soil for the following crop cycle.
Furthermore, they help to stabilize the corn when the wind whips through – important out here where we get the Delta “breezes” quite frequently…where “breeze” means “holy crap, somebody put that patio umbrella down before it carries off the table!”
The pumpkins, meanwhile, spread out their leaves and vines to create a natural weed-blocker and moisture retention –
extremely important out here in drought-afflicted California.
When the corn gets to about 4” high, I’ll be out there like a kid in a mud pit planting the beans around each stalk, and the pumpkins in the empty spots.
By the way, please ignore the weeds. I suspended all weeding last weekend when I realized the new corn looked
way too similar to the cursed sword-blade-like grass that is the
bane of my existence. Then I suspended it
even more when my back went all jicky on me Tuesday. (It’s still being a pain. Which pisses me off because
I have plans for this long weekend, people, and they don’t include lying around feeling sorry for myself…but I did a fair amount of that yesterday, even knocked off work-work a little early so I could “work” on my back instead and it helped, so I’m trying
very hard to be sensible today and
not go all She-Ra on the housework and the gardening. Even if it
is giving me a nervous tic to be sitting around on my ever-expanding backside watching my house not clean itself. Never mind. I’ll survive. Let’s keep going. Lots more ground to cover.)
This is a little less than half the back forty(yards) given over to corn; it was
supposed to be all in roma tomatoes right now that were
supposed to be about three weeks from harvest, but, well…yeah. I think I’ve mourned long enough over my poor little romas.
So let’s look at one of the survivors instead.
In the containers, the cherry tomatoes pulled a fast one on me: they have little tomatoes already growing! Eeeeeee!!!
The beefsteak and the yellow heirlooms still have flowers, but no tomatoes forming yet. I can’t say as I blame them: it’s just too danged cold to be fruiting up out here, really.
The peas came out a couple weekends ago; the vines had been too badly damaged by the powdery mildew and they just never recovered from it. So we pulled them out and got rid of them in the city trash (wah – it
kills me to do that, but putting diseased plants into your compost is just plain stupid), and then we added fresh non-diseased-plant compost and a little organic fertilizer to the patch and mixed it all up…I’ll be planting watermelons in there today or tomorrow (back permitting), using seeds we saved from a store-bought watermelon. We’ll see what happens. The problem with doing that is that you don’t know what you’ll get; if the watermelon we bought was a “plain old watermelon,” we should be fine. If it was a hybrid, the plants we get from the seeds may not be what we expect. Or even edible. It’s a gamble, but hey – it’s a free one, which is my favorite price.
Oh, and my husband so totally got me. We were discussing whether or not we could try using the seeds from this watermelon (where “we” means “I” and “discussing” means “thought out loud to myself with him as an audience at great length”, and he looked at me with a totally serious face and said, “You know, I’d really rather if you bought one of those seedless watermelons to do this – I like the seedless ones better.”
And I was all, “Uh…honey…?” because
how was I going to gently tell this usually rather brilliant and observant man that SEEDLESS watermelons were going to be darned tricky things to get seeds from and then he busted out laughing because
seriously, did I think he was THAT dumb?!Also, I planted some carrots over here last weekend. Carrots drive me a little crazy, because they take so darned long to come up. I’m a child of the instant-gratification era, something that can take up to three weeks to appear is like,
ohmygah, am I
sure I got those seeds into the ground?!
And this is a future onion patch. With a bonus sunflower.
I didn’t plant this sunflower. I’m not sure if one of the kids did it when I wasn’t looking, or if it is a seed we planted
last spring that just took this long to take off. I don’t really care – I love sunflowers in general and sunflower seeds I can eat until I’m sick.
Here’s a shot down from the top. I love the center, the way it looks all flower-like already. Also, this sucker will get up to eight feet tall eventually, if it’s the mammoth I think it is. (Because that’s the only kind of sunflower seeds I’ve bought.)
Behind the back forty(yards) along the fence, where once there were roses-roses-roses, there are now Christmas limas beginning to come up.
My husband lined the fence with a wire trellis, all the way along the back forty(yards); I can grow anything that wants to climb back there without having to fiddle with twine or supports or anything.
Sorry ladies…he’s taken.
I replanted some cucumbers there too…nothing yet…
patience…paaaatience…The blackberries and raspberries are, like the cranberries, doing “just” fine .They’re healthy and happy, but they’re not really
growing a whole lot. I can’t wait to see what they do when the weather gets more California-like for them.
The trees are also having an…interesting…time of things. Now, I’m not really counting on these little fruits actually growing into edible things. This is the tree’s first year in the ground here, after all. That said…technically, these peaches “should” have been ready in May. May is over in a couple days and, uh, well…they don’t look anything
like “ready.”
Quite a few shriveled up and died (which is actually good IMHO, because if all of them ripen up that branch is going to have a devil of a time not breaking off!), but these that remain are just sort of…staying exactly the same size. Golf ball size. Same with the nectarines.
Hmmmm…Also…
something is chewing holes in my Ranier cherry’s leaves!!!!!
Whatever it is doesn’t like the Bing cherry, or any other tree. It
might be fond of the potatoes, which have had
a little damage exactly like this. I think it must be something winged, because I have been stalking around out there at all hours I could searching for the little bastards. If they’re nocturnal, they must be, like, 2 a.m. nocturnal. The tree seems to be fending for itself for the most part, but for a while there I was afraid it was going to actually kill the tree – it only had a few paltry leaves left!
Then we discovered that the deep-root watering system’s valves were actually in the “off” position – so it wasn’t getting any water other than the rain. We’ve had many, many days of “rain,” but it hasn’t been
rain-rain. It’s been “heavy misting with occasional actual showers” kind of rain. Fractions of inches kind of rain. Not enough for a thirsty new tree. We opened up those valves and gave it a good long drink straight from the hose into the deep watering canister, and it perked up considerably. Something is still eating those leaves, but it is putting out three or four new ones for every one that gets nibbled into lace.
The Bing cherry tree, though, is unscathed and
extremely healthy. The little Granny smith apple tree is also happy, although some of its leaves are curling a bit…I’m not sure if it MEANS something, though, or if it’s just what new apple tree leaves look like, so I’ll be consulting my tomes of tree lore this afternoon.
On the way past the play structure, I paused for a strawberry shot.
The “upside down” planters are doing pretty well overall; the Denizens are responsible for the watering and harvesting of the two hangers, and they do the former with something almost like diligence and the latter with gusto.
Butternut squashes are happy.
And the replanted-in-the-back-away-from-whatever-was-nibbling-up-front zucchini is starting to come up.
And then we come to the potato beds…where there are flowers. Now people, I am ashamed to confess that I never really thought about potatoes and how they look when they grow. If you had asked me to guess, I would have expected some low, ugly bush with a bunch of knobby roots growing under it. Something stunted, with all that energy going into those big bulbous roots below.
White potatoes have blossoms like this.
This is the red potato bed…
White potatoes are a little to the right, and the containers there are the cherry, beefsteak and heirloom yellow-striped tomatoes. And the blue thing is a trike, because around these parts the signs of children are EVERYWHERE.These are the red potato blossoms.
I am so charmed I can hardly stand it. So charmed that I lay down on my back next to the purple potatoes so I could get a decent shot of their glamorous adornments.
Felt kinda good to lie down on the ground, actually…it’s nice and hard right there and my back was already bitchin’ about being made to {gasp!} WALK AROUND…The blueberries under the front window are, like every other berry around this place, just kind of cruisin’ into summer.
They leafed out nicely, but aren’t really “bushing” the way they’re supposed to yet. Gardening, it turns out, requires a fair amount of this stuff called “patience.”
WHO KNEW?!?My long-suffering husband is going to build me a cute little herb box to go here along the walkway to the front door.
I
was going to buy one but then I was all, “FIFTY BUCKS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” And I pouted for a minute and then I had this
brilliant idea, so I walked up behind my husband, kissed the top of his head fondly, rubbed his shoulders and purred, “Well hello there, you sexy,
sexy man!” into his ear.
He sighed heavily, rubbed his eyes wearily and asked, “What do you need built now?”
He
loves being married to me. It’s
awesome.Speaking of sexy, lookit what he built for me already!!!!
I’ll do another post to show the whole process, but this is where we are now. And my man? He did all of it. Shoveling out the extra dirt, rerouting the sprinklers, drawing up plan-things to turn log-things into box-things…and now he’s drawing up plans to turn sand-things and brick-things into patio-things to go around them so that fugly patch will
finally after twelve years look
good… he’s so brilliant I can hardly stand it.
And this is him on the Big Build Day, explaining something about angles and bevels and leveling and blah blah blah sand and blah blah blah pavers and I think he may have said something like “don’t you DARE take a picture of me right now, I’m all sweaty and gross!” so naturally I kinneared him anyway and now I’m posting it on my blog so the whole Internet can see it – LOVE YOU TOO, SWEATY! SWEETIE! WHATEVER!I can’t
wait to get stuff started in these. Since it’s up front and in a mostly-shady spot, I’m focusing on things like herbs and shade-tolerant stuff like the spinach. I’ve been told potatoes might be OK with it too (it gets four to six hours only…in the summertime, that can be a blessing because it gets rippin’ hot and direct sun will about melt the paint off the house, but in the winter that block is going to be a
challenge to keep planted…) (although with these boxes? You can totally turn them into little greenhouses with almost no effort at all…said the woman who doesn’t do
any of the actual woodworking that makes that happen…) (hmm…I wonder if the neighbors would mind me running grow-lights out there in the winter time…it’s not
exactly right under their bedroom window...)
And these? Are coming out.
Good riddance, sez I. It’s a funny thing about these, actually: There are two of them, one on either side of the garage. They are fiddly little ornamental bushes that you have to get out almost very stinkin’ week and trim; when trimmed, they are pretty little topiary-ish things. But most of the time? They look like this. Because they are so far down on both our lists of Stuff I’d Like To Do Today that we just never get around to it.
I’ve disliked them since we moved in. Himself has
loathed them since we moved in. He had no idea I disliked them too. He thought I
loved them. So he’s confined his dislike to the occasional grumble all these years…and was very pleasantly surprised when I was all, “You know, maybe we should rip those out of there and put something else…maybe more blueberries…”
And then when he started the boxes, I suggested we take them out, tile in those patches, and put “nice” planters there – terracotta or something – and then we could mix up what we plant there. (Don’t tell him, but I’m thinking about dwarf lime trees. He’s not that fond of limes, but I am and so are most of our neighbors…but nobody currently has a lime tree, dwarf or otherwise.)
The last area where something is getting ready to feed us is here…much to the amusement of the neighbors who own half of this, who think I’m certifiably
nuts (but in a nice way):
Oh, you can’t see it? Here. Have a close up.
It’s lettuce. My husband even ran a little drip line out to it from the main line. I can keep a miniature salad bowl going there all season.
And that’s the not-a-bit-brief garden report, Memorial Day edition. We’ve had quite a few failures this year, actually, from roma tomatoes that died to squash plants that got eaten to beans that shot up during a brief warm spell only to be murdered by an unexpected late frost. And the peas being taken out well before we would have liked by that cursed powdery mildew. I’ve had a lot more trouble with snails and cutworms, too, and am
dreading the coming aphid invasion.
But it is just such an amazing thing, to walk out into my backyard and
hey look, food! It’s a daily miracle, seeing bare earth suddenly green with sprouts.
Every single day, it’s like getting a present. A flower here, a sprout there, an absolutely
perfect berry or the bright red of a ladybug on a leaf. (Go get the aphids, girl, go get ‘em!)
And of course, sitting down to a meal that came entirely
or in part from your own yard is just something that can’t be beat. All the flavor and savor you get from farmer’s market produce, from produce that was grown until it was actually
ripe, picked and brought to market within hours instead of days or even weeks, but with the added spice of having been grown with
your time and talent it becomes something transcendent.
Better than any drug for just about anything that ails you.
