Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Why I collect large sticks

Large sticks, commonly called a “shillelagh” by my Celtic relatives, are things I avidly collect. Can’t have too many shillelagh lying around, no indeed.

Why would a woman want to have a bunch of big sticks lying around, you may ask?

THIS is why:

Now, with these three exceptionally gorgeous creatures (not that I’m biased or anything) for daughters, are you surprised that I’m preparing to fend off raging hordes of youthful male hormones that are sure to be pounding on our doors in all-too-few years to come?!

You’d do the same.

You know you would.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heh, beautiful kids. I have two young daughters. I like to say when they reach dating age (35) I'm gonna answer the door with a shotgun in my hand and say...WHAT DO YOU WANT????