Monday, September 12, 2005

Dear Eldest:

Please do not ever again, under any circumstances, hand your mother a large package of gum and say, “Mommy, would you please hold this for me because I’m afraid I’m going to chew it all and it’s making my jaw sore!”

Because now my jaw is getting sore from chewing all your gum.

Thank you.

Love,
Mommy

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