I am sitting in my bedroom with the windows open.
And I am about to get up and close them.
BECAUSE I AM SHIVERING, THAT IS WHY!
(This is exciting because it was over one hunnerd deg-grees out here just yesterday, which was day five of high-90s-low-hunnerds and can the sun not read a simple calendar?! What part of "first day of Fall" is His Hotness having trouble understanding, huh?! But today it "only" got to 90. Tomorrow it may stay in the 70s. Yay, Fall!)
Thomas A. Edison
22 hours ago