To Whom It May Concern:
If you would like to receive payment in full on an account, it generally helps if you send a bill to the account holder. I never received a bill of any kind from you for the services you provided two months ago – you remember, the services my insurance only just finished settling up with you a few weeks ago?
Nevertheless and in spite of the rather short timeline here, I did just receive a collections notice from Cypress Collection Services. I paid them in full, immediately. That’s right! Though fiscally painful, though it may cost me as many as THREE WHOLE LATTES, a check for the full $9.45 has been sent to Cypress.
I figure you just lost a latte’s worth of income to Cypress – and serves you right.
Timeline of the Universe
21 hours ago