Ooooh, here’s ANOTHER one!

…and I quote, straight from the email…

Sir/Maddam;

From our records we understand that you are qualified in your profession.
Our Univsersity would like to present you with a Pre-Qualified degree.


To obtain your degree with valid transcripts call:
{number deleted just in case someone out there is silly enough to dial it }

Sincerly;
Janet Vickers
Administration Office

Oh my, oh my. Where to begin?!

We’ve got one, two, THREE! Three misspellings! Madam is a one-d kind of word; last time I checked, University only had one ‘s’ and Sincerely had two ‘e’s.

Good gravy, folks. I mean, good gravy. Would a quick dash through the spellchecker be too much to ask?! And I can recommend several good sources for basic business letter punctuation.

Seriously.

Just send a SASE with $29.95, and I'll rush-rush-RUSH it right out to you!