Friday, January 30, 2009

My ship is finally here!

In mere days, I should be living the good life! I finally got the email I've been waiting for all my life! Check it out...

Dear Friend,

I need your services in a confidential matter regarding money out of a beneficiary deposit for investment in your country as such I decided to establish contact with you for assistance. This requires a private arrangement, as you will receive these funds under legal claims; all legal documents will be carefully worked out to ensure a risky free claim.

I am willing to share the funds 50/50 as soon as this transaction is completed. I have all the details, which I would provide with your corresponding email. The funds in question amounts to about $30 million United States dollars. I will expect a straight answer from you. Yes or No. If yes, Kindly furnish me with your full names and telephone/fax numbers.

Please Send me an e-mail as soon as you receive this letter for further discussion and more clarification


HA! And y'all thought I'd never amount to anything! My Friend here is about to give me $15 MILLION DOLLARS for funds I receive under legal claims carefully worked out to ensure a risky free claim...

3 comments:

(formerly) no-blog-rachel said...

Isn't that funny - I got the same offer! I guess that means you and I get to split the whole thing and the poor schmoe writing the email gets none of it, right? :)

eclair said...

Well that's a relief! Because I've just heard about some really good pharmaceuticals and authentic name brand watches at some great prices that you can spend it on.

I can also put you in touch with a friendly young lady who is keen to show you her cat...

knitinsage / elise said...

you're rich! i hope you sent along your full names ;-)