Thursday, December 06, 2007

Have I done this before?

Because it just familiar, somehow…I herewith decree that the ban on BOTH major parties is still in effect, and all Republicans AND Democrats can go the @*^&@ home, right now, because they are FIRED. All of 'em!

Also, I am owed approximately $1,276,027,006,775 in fines for people calling my city {shudder} Frisco. On the plus side, it might be just enough to help shore up our failing school system, eh?

So pay up. $25 per offense, people, let's have it...

I'm Joshua Abraham Norton, the first and only Emperor of the United States of America!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

2 comments:

Carrie K said...

It must be a Frisco thing, I'm Emperor Norton too.

Wow, I haven't heard anyone call it Frisco since.....well, a long, long time ago.

terena said...

I'm Charles the Mad of France. Lots of running around the castle peeing on myself. Fun!