Thursday, July 05, 2007

Oh my {censored}!

Online Dating

No. WAY!!!! And here I’ve always striven to maintain a ‘G’ kind of rating because, ya know, my mom visits here sometimes. Gee, I wonder quietly to myself, what kind of WILD AND ALSO CRAZY things have I been writing lately, which would make this site potentially dangerous to the delicate psyche and morality of the 17-and-under set…

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

poop (4x) knife (3x) shoot (2x) hurt (1x)

Ah. I see. Yes. Poop is, indeed, extremely damaging to the psyche.

Trust me to know all about that.

7 comments:

eclair said...

Poop is especially damaging when you find it in your shoes.

(We can thank my cat for that little insight)

Rabbitch said...

I'm PG-13. And gigglesnorting madly.

Yarnhog said...

Poop?! That's all it takes? If I'd known that I wouldn't have gotten that embarrassingly wholesome G rating!

Steph Bolinger said...

That's funny. I'm PG-13 also. Apparently discussing the pain from a sinus infection could be somehow damaging to youngsters' impressionable psyches. Or somethin'. We still love you, R rating and all!

Amy Lane said...

I too have been traumatized by poop...but usually the word just makes me laugh...

Stephanie said...

Clearly, I have been banning all the wrong things over here.

terena said...

Cool! An R rating. You are so dangerous and thrilling! Your wit is subversive, your ideas damaging to the wholesomness of families everywhere. You are, in a word, titillating.