You know, every morning I would get up and fret to myself: When, oh when, oh when, oh WHEN, are we going to have an International Chewing Gum Association? Dear God, when are we going to have a single global voice for such weighty matters, a harmonization of regulations internationally when it comes to that most basic of human needs, bubble gum?
Finally, my prayers have been answered. We now have a International Chewing Gum Association, the president whereof is our very own Stefan Pfander (VP of Wrigley’s, in case you’re not exactly up on such things).
I can finally sleep easy.
Franklin P. Adams
8 hours ago