Thursday, April 28, 2005

I'm going to hell

I'm serious. Where the bad people go, there go I. I am evil.

I got a crank call on my cell phone. Some teenage girl was panting and moaning into my ear. Gee, how...special.

I should have just hung up. Or maybe said something “mother-ish” like, “Is that the mouth you kiss your mother with?” or “I know your mother, and when I tell her…”

But oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh no. My sense of humor ran away with me again. Pitching my voice as low and husky as I could, I cooed into the phone: "What're you wearing?"

The panting and moaning stopped abruptly. I could still hear her stunned breathing, so I knew she hadn't just hung up. "What're you wearing?" I asked again, still with the husky voice.

{silence}

"I like thongs myself...what are you, a size 6? 8? What're you wearing?"

Another pause, and then a little squeak of "ohmigawd!" followed by a dead line.

Yeah, I'd say she was maybe fourteen, fifteen - and a Class A1 rookie at the crank call thing.

And I am SO going to hell.

Because I told a lie. I hate thongs. They run up my…well, they run up.

3 comments:

Moira said...

serves her right!! you go!!

John said...

You *so* rule...

Kara said...

About that prank call....sorry :) I was bored.