I just had an IM conversation at work that went like this:
Me (about ten minutes later): Hola, ‘sup?
Coworker: You at lunch?
Me: Nope – just had to move a hose.
Me: Graywater hose. WFH today, doin’ laundry. :) (inside my head: la la la I’m just livin’ my life, I’m not thinking about how WEIRD this might sound to somebody else, la la la)
Coworker: moving hoses? don’t get it
Me: Well, TURNS OUT, we have gophers in our garden.
Me: So instead of putting the laundry water into the watering tanks for the garden this week, I’m draining it straight into their tunnels
Me: I figure the combination of FLOODING and SMELLS LIKE SOAP + HUMAN UNDERWEAR ought to make them think twice about settling in MY garden, you know? (erm, waitasecond…)
Me: At least, I HOPE it does…(ya, this is possibly a really damned odd thing to be telling a coworker…)
Coworker: That is…possibly…the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. In a work conversation, anyway. I think I almost choked on my tea.
Me: Oh. Sorry about that, man. They really should put “watch out for spit-takes around Tama” into our onboarding documentation. (inside voice: …oops…)
Coworker: Yes. Yes they should.
Coworker: Also, you should totally have your own reality show. :)
Me: You are not the first person to say this. XD (…whew, he’s got a solid sense of humor, I’m saved!…)
Coworker: That is not surprising to me. Anyway. QC # 5 for September release…
I think that is my favorite part: Note how he just sort of takes it in stride and goes on with his day.
Oh. I see.You were AFK for a few minutes because you were jamming a graywater hose down a new gopher tunnel so you could fill it up with laundry water in a (probably vain) attempt to encourage them to flee. Makes PERFECT sense, so, back to the matter at hand…
Yet another reason why I really just love the heck out of this team of mine…adaptability, my friends, adaptability…
Love it! And I think a Den of Chaos reality show would be hilarious.
You really should read "Let's Pretend this Never Happened" by Jenny Lawson, if you haven't already. And then I think you should write a book. Or, as you said, get a reality show, because I would absolutely fight for TiVo dominance just to watch your show.
Will there be a bathroom bean curtain update? With kittens?
I love the WFH days. For our small team (4 of us)my boss likes to start our conference calls with "what are you doing RIGHT NOW?" to see what non work things are going on in the back ground.
How about a radio show - Den of Chaos every week or fortnight for 30 minutes on WHYY ?
i vote for a podcast!!
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